JOKES
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Idiom:
a group of words established by usage as having a meaning not deducible from those of the individual words
a song whose meaning is not deducible from those of the individual beats
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Idiom:
a group of words established by usage as having a meaning not deducible from those of the individual words
a song whose meaning is not deducible from those of the individual beats
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