THE ATTACK OF THE TARTAN GOLF CAP

Red and green Crisscrossed

Blue intermingled

Horizontal vertical arrayed

Looking this way and that

Atop an unsuspecting pate

Silver strands flecked black

A shadow of Scottish descent

Active machinery beneath

Subjected to accusation

By elementary deduction

Flanking with intent to corner

An imaginary light to conquer

All night long dilemma dwells

Till the early morning filter

A song ignored may be the cause

For the questions and the pause

The attack swift an unexpected snap

All because of a Tartan golf cap