DON MIND

Stephanie, I thought of you, when a nail burst my tyre

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Father:  Firstly, let me tell you this. You must finish your food fastly!
Son: You mean observe Lent?

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(overheard in Gujarat) Wud yoo laike to haev snakes now or shall I rape them for yoo?

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(somewhere in UP) Iph the phood is coled, Vammitinthe microwawve

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Father (to hesitant son): Just you go Man!

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I have a kofe and a called...sumtimes its a kuff

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I have a lot of pent up Iyer, so I have been advised Iyengar Management classes

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